Wear the collapse

It’s soft and comfy!

I love shirts
i hate shirts

Laughter not guaranteed

These shirts are weird and niche and maybe you won’t like them. But what if you do?

OK, OK

Para todos Americanos

Camisetas divertidas en español, la otra lengua nacional

lo que sea

Emotional States of America

The US is going through it right now, and all we’ve got are these lousy t-shirts.

Sure, why not?

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VINTAGE SHIPPING

If you need your stuff by tomorrow, let Jeff Bezos know he can buy us out and offer Prime Delivery. Otherwise, it’s gonna take 5 or 6 days. These items are made to order.

BEST QUALITY

This shop was started by a guy with Sensory Integration Disorder, and he personally vouches for each shirts softness, fit, and lack of nipple chaffing.

BEST OFFERS

Of all the t-shirt shops on the interwebs offering late stage capitalism merch, our prices are the best. We couldn’t make a better deal for our brother Murray.

SECURE PAYMENTS

Our payments used to be very insecure, but years of therapy have righted that ship. Shop with confidence (or Xanax).

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