Ceci N’est Pas un Poulet

This ain’t no chicken. This ain’t no rooster. This ain’t no foolin’ around.

• Super soft cotton-poly blend
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Don’t freak out. Amazon has given you unrealistic expectations as to how the world works.