Para todos blancos y Blancas that slapped a Patagonia sticker on their Hydro Flask after a two-week “soul journey” en Chile sin aprender ni una palabra de español, we bring you: Puta Agonía. This isn’t just a parody—it’s a wearable eye-roll pa’ toda esa gente who confuse eco-conscious with colonizer chic.
Proudly printed on a shirt not made in a sweatshop (we double-checked), this design calls out the irony of turning a whole-ass region into a brand mientra ignoring la historia, la culture, y la gente. Porque sí, Patagonia is more than just your weekend climbing spot, Chad.
• Super soft cotton-poly blend
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Don’t freak out. Amazon has given you unrealistic expectations as to how the world works.
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